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Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?

Had a big family get together because a relative had just ha...
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  03/04/17
i laughed hard
.,,,,,,....,.,..,,,,.,.
  03/04/17
lol
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  03/04/17
LOL
Gloostick
  03/04/17
...
Don Kihote
  03/04/17
180
alzabo
  03/04/17
...
the pubes charitable trust
  03/04/17
Lol
Wilbur Mercer, man in miniature
  03/04/17
...
Consuela
  03/04/17
grow a beard
korean guy named "Keith Moon"
  03/04/17
I was implying that he was fucking his niece
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  03/04/17
we got that. you're fine but good luck ever having them t...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.
  03/04/17
erryone's a winner!
Punctuation Monica
  03/04/17
Heh
spaceporn2525
  03/05/17
...
htt
  03/04/17
Sandusky Jr
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  03/04/17
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chilmata
  03/04/17
Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.
Tenured Humanities Prof Speaking Truth to Power
  03/04/17
That's when you know you've been poasting too much. When ...
LaCharles XII
  03/04/17
^^^
coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger
  03/04/17
...
,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  03/04/17
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Buddy not comin back up
  03/04/17
Killself is always CR
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/04/17
fuck those uptight normies
spritezero
  03/04/17
lol'd
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/04/17
pretty good
Buddy not comin back up
  03/04/17
...
Oh, you travel?
  03/04/17
Ljl friend
crazy pills (retired)
  03/04/17
p funny
shot gun to the back of my <3
  03/04/17
fuck ur prudish family. we cool.
typical lib pundit
  03/04/17
Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.
Mark Ironside
  03/04/17
this is actually probably a credited response as long as ...
coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger
  03/04/17
You watch the American Cup today at all?
Mark Ironside
  03/04/17
Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.
coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger
  03/04/17
...
the pubes charitable trust
  03/05/17
Cr
shot gun to the back of my <3
  03/05/17
He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time
L7 weenie
  03/05/17
cr
XIIC++
  06/16/17
CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IF...
[______Sign Here_____]
  06/16/17
...
Piss Girl
  03/04/17
...
charlie brown
  03/04/17
Lol
Non sequitur
  03/05/17
Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their ne...
spritezero
  03/05/17
That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean bec...
'''''"""'
  03/05/17
hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).
pepito .
  03/05/17
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:D
  03/05/17
lmao
Judas Jones
  03/05/17
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your first cigarette of the morning
  03/05/17
cr family member response would have been, "what's your...
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  03/05/17
Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are ...
Dickey Simpkins
  03/05/17
Tell her the joke pussy
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  03/05/17
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
  06/16/17
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,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:
  03/05/17
#goyproblems jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring ...
Talmud Studies
  03/05/17
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Talmud Studies
  05/11/17
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
  05/11/17
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scholarship
  05/11/17
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LetsGetOutofThisTown
  06/16/17
That's hilarious bro
boomerboat
  06/16/17


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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.

At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"

Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754443)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: .,,,,,,....,.,..,,,,.,.

i laughed

hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754448)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754450)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Gloostick

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754453)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Don Kihote



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754455)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: alzabo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754457)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: the pubes charitable trust



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754466)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, man in miniature (Wilbur Mercer)

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754467)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Consuela



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754471)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: korean guy named "Keith Moon"

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754474)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

I was implying that he was fucking his niece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754494)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.


we got that.

you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754511)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Punctuation Monica

erryone's a winner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754588)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32759196)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: htt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754524)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,;.,:,.,..:.,:..:.::,.


Sandusky Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754526)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754546)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Tenured Humanities Prof Speaking Truth to Power

Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754706)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: LaCharles XII (lamarcusalllibsdridge@gmail.com)

That's when you know you've been poasting too much.

When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.

I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754861)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger

^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755387)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;: (¡Adios, America!)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755438)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Buddy not comin back up (Marchin Lootin Koon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755514)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Killself is always CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754870)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: spritezero

fuck those uptight normies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755446)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755470)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Buddy not comin back up (Marchin Lootin Koon)

pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755516)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: Oh, you travel?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755518)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: crazy pills (retired) ((retired) (retired))

Ljl friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755538)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: shot gun to the back of my <3 (dj trump on the 1s & 2s, easy d on the mic)

p funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755551)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: typical lib pundit

fuck ur prudish family. we cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755558)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755615)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger

this is actually probably a credited response

as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755623)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

You watch the American Cup today at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755640)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: coherently explaining Inland Empire to a stranger

Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755645)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: the pubes charitable trust



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756367)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: shot gun to the back of my <3 (dj trump on the 1s & 2s, easy d on the mic)

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756401)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: L7 weenie (£j£)

He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758455)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: XIIC++ (C++)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576557)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: [______Sign Here_____] (No Tea, No Shade)

CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576657)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Piss Girl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755656)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: charlie brown (*unzips*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755661)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Non sequitur

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758252)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: spritezero

Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758281)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: '''''"""'

That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758312)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: pepito .

hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758322)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760653)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Judas Jones

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758289)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: your first cigarette of the morning



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758294)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758306)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Dickey Simpkins

Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.

FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758442)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

Tell her the joke pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758462)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576408)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;: (¡Adios, America!)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32760649)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Talmud Studies (*)

#goyproblems

jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758993)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Talmud Studies (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282721)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282717)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282725)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576428)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: boomerboat

That's hilarious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576660)