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Poast ITT and I will rate you as a moment from biglaw (colt)

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colt tp
  10/12/17
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Christmas! (and TWINS)
  10/12/17
High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday withou...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Wilbur Mercer, low income poaster
  10/12/17
MODSSSSSSsss
Christmas! (and TWINS)
  10/12/17
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InTheZone
  10/12/17
like stoned?
Alpha Dog
  10/23/17
Like older
colt tp
  10/23/17
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taco belle & sebastian
  11/02/17
This is jcm
a very jcm christmas
  10/12/17
female junior associate took up dipping so she could be &quo...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Lmfao thats disgusting
a very jcm christmas
  10/12/17
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killa cam
  10/12/17
we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the...
colt tp
  10/12/17
180, me too
killa cam
  10/12/17
I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.
  10/12/17
It's real as shit man
killa cam
  10/12/17
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colt tp
  10/12/17
I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting
dirte
  11/02/17
Some would say it is "too real"
InTheZone
  10/12/17
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attidood
  10/12/17
I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course d...
colt tp
  10/12/17
fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no les...
attidood
  10/12/17
typical attic tp response
colt tp
  10/12/17
cr
attidood
  10/12/17
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Just wants a hug.
  10/12/17
Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make su...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Jfc
leolenin
  10/12/17
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Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  10/12/17
Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ...
colt tp
  10/12/17
18000000033)4727277
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  10/12/17
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.
  10/12/17
young white trash secretary decorated my office for the &quo...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Wtf is sweetest day?
a very jcm christmas
  10/12/17
The day I die
Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts
  10/12/17
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give us today our daily humiliation
  10/23/17
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leolenin
  10/12/17
when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join th...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all a...
leolenin
  10/12/17
Get back in
killa cam
  10/12/17
Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO ...
CapTTTainFalcon
  10/12/17
Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the wors...
InTheZone
  10/12/17
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fulano
  10/12/17
Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so o...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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fulano
  10/12/17
haha wow holy shit
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  10/12/17
fuuuuuuck
Elba, Idris
  10/23/17
:(
give us today our daily humiliation
  10/23/17
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HORSE TORCHER
  10/12/17
We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for year...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood
  10/12/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  10/12/17
Charlotte? Atlanta?
InTheZone
  10/12/17
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God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI)
  10/12/17
A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies an...
colt tp
  10/12/17
180
God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI)
  10/12/17
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an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals
  10/12/17
Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. ...
colt tp
  10/12/17
Haha wow holy shit Did he get busted?
an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals
  10/12/17
They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled
colt tp
  10/16/17
180
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.
  10/12/17
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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
  10/12/17
Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pa...
colt tp
  10/12/17
jesus fuck
Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts
  10/12/17
JFC
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  10/23/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  10/12/17
I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Midnight Cowboy
  10/12/17
CR
colt tp
  10/17/17
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Refunkulus
  10/12/17
Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spic...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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Carl Spackler
  10/12/17
We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer p...
colt tp
  10/12/17
rate the resort
Carl Spackler
  10/12/17
REALLY CR
colt tp
  10/12/17
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InTheZone
  10/12/17
I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2...
colt tp
  10/12/17
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InTheZone
  10/12/17
best one so far
Alpha Dog
  10/23/17
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King of Chicago
  10/12/17
Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the fir...
colt tp
  10/16/17
flame
Alpha Dog
  10/23/17
CircuitCitySpecial
[_____Sign Here____]
  10/16/17
Two associates I've known both fit the same profile: Tall a...
colt tp
  10/16/17
jesus christ.
Christmas! (and TWINS)
  10/16/17
Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping ...
[_____Sign Here____]
  10/16/17
180
CapTTTainFalcon
  10/16/17
For real?
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  10/23/17
whoa you still poast here?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.
  10/23/17
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colt tp
  10/23/17
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Alpha Dog
  10/23/17
Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner runnin...
colt tp
  10/23/17
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give us today our daily humiliation
  10/23/17
0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent o...
colt tp
  10/23/17
how massive?
Alpha Dog
  10/23/17
$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid
colt tp
  10/23/17
did he retire
....,;;;.;....;.........;..;.;;;;....
  10/23/17
No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now
colt tp
  10/23/17
180
give us today our daily humiliation
  10/23/17
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@realmanowar
  10/23/17
NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and...
colt tp
  10/23/17
holy fuck
give us today our daily humiliation
  10/23/17
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boner_police
  10/23/17
A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associat...
colt tp
  10/23/17
180
boner_police
  10/23/17
180 thread non-nyc in T&E
RCP90
  10/23/17
I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former...
colt tp
  10/23/17
rate haynes & boone's summer class this year
Carl Spackler
  10/23/17
Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public ser...
colt tp
  10/24/17
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zurich is stained (but it's not my fault)
  10/23/17
At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer an...
colt tp
  11/02/17
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CHRISTVS SANCTVS DEVS VVLT
  10/23/17
I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in th...
colt tp
  11/02/17
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Judas Jones
  10/23/17
There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guy...
colt tp
  11/02/17
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taco belle & sebastian
  11/02/17
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Dull-witted, Arrogant Partyboi
  10/23/17
A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset ...
colt tp
  11/02/17
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A Charlie Brown Christmas
  10/23/17
Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was...
colt tp
  11/02/17
sharklasers here
taco belle & sebastian
  11/02/17
I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&am...
colt tp
  11/02/17
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taco belle & sebastian
  11/02/17
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give us today our daily humiliation
  11/02/17
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  11/02/17
We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was ca...
colt tp
  11/02/17
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  11/02/17
did u get canned
give us today our daily humiliation
  11/02/17
No
colt tp
  11/02/17
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American Hairlines
  11/02/17
A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at a...
colt tp
  11/02/17


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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423445)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Christmas! (and TWINS)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423449)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

High boomer partner arrives at the office on Saturday without giving notice and calls my cell phone from my own office desk line to ask where I was and how soon I would be there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423455)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, low income poaster (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Christmas! (and TWINS)

MODSSSSSSsss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423565)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

like stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512368)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: colt tp

Like older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513134)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: taco belle & sebastian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:03 AM
Author: a very jcm christmas

This is jcm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423463)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

female junior associate took up dipping so she could be "one of the guys" in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423468)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: a very jcm christmas

Lmfao thats disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423509)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423467)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

we were all SUPER excited about going to the PRINTER for the first time because they would cater your fav steakhouse, serve silver Oak and had GOLDEN TEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423474)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

180, me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423482)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.


I still don't know what the printer is or understand if it's a real place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423504)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

It's real as shit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423525)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423559)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: dirte (dirte)

I loved the printer. Favorite part of big six accounting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592556)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: InTheZone

Some would say it is "too real"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424834)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: attidood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423471)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:07 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

I threw a chair off a 6th floor balcony onto a golf course during a summer associate off-site party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423479)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: attidood

fast forward 2 years, you've had chairs thrown at you no less than 5 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:10 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

typical attic tp response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: attidood

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423494)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: Just wants a hug.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423472)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Best friend sat me down as a first year associate to make sure I fully understood what the term "rent seeker" meant and the implications for my value to this world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423483)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: leolenin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423519)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:11 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423490)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Fellow summer associate bro got way too drunk trying to get ME birthday drunk at a summer party and locked himself in a utility closet, only to be found by the admin partner and accused of fondling her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423500)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)

18000000033)4727277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424075)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:13 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423498)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

young white trash secretary decorated my office for the "off" holidays, including "sweetest day" and "boss day"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423507)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: a very jcm christmas

Wtf is sweetest day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423550)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts

The day I die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424985)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512331)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: leolenin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423515)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

when I accepted my offer I said, yes, I came here to join the oil and gas group, and that I will join!

Day one; capital markets!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423567)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: leolenin

Thanks for being a team player. It's what this shop is all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: killa cam (ggtp)

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423600)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Every summer is wise to this now. It's as real a fear as NO OFFER.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424480)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: InTheZone

Just awful. Capital markets seems like objectively the worst transactional practice group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424876)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:26 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423557)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Thought a classmate passed the state bar with our class so on passage day I had a big group of us one by one leave VM to cajole him to join us a party. Like 20 VM. Turns out someone with the same name passed, different middle initial. And he failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423591)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423668)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423823)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Elba, Idris (MAKE WAKANDA GREAT AGAIN)

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513683)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: HORSE TORCHER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423561)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

We tried to recruit people down from the east coast for years and they would all visit and say, "yeah I get it, I'd make more take home pay and work a lot less, but ya know this city is really, really shitty, and I hate the south."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423580)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: The Master Purchase Agreement that Dripped Blood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423640)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424533)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: InTheZone

Charlotte? Atlanta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424866)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI) (Magic Hat)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423614)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

A very senior partner had an office full of game trophies and mementos, the most prominent of which was a massive whale penis angled to the face of guests in his sitting area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423663)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: God, Guns & Trump (Sen. Kid Rock R-MI) (Magic Hat)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424070)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423618)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Two clients were competing mineral buyers in the same play. The more tech savvy of the two had cracked the county property clerk passwords of the other guy so they could hack & scramble them in a "race to the courthouse" scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423643)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: an idiot paying ur grandma $2.4mm for her minerals

Haha wow holy shit

Did he get busted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423920)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

They have skirmishes from time to time and this was settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455739)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:03 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424008)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34423827)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Senior partner called my desk 9 consecutive times without pause until I answered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424200)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts

jesus fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425005)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: ....,;;;.;....;.........;..;.;;;;....


JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512310)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424412)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

I asked for a $250,000 lateral signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424470)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Midnight Cowboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424552)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34463066)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Refunkulus (never count out a MUSCLE NUT)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424487)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Spent my entire summer associate shift chasing this hot spicy and aggressive and SUPPLE Mexican exchange "clerk" around the Houston tunnels and fucked her in some janitor closets

His name was Elena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424511)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Carl Spackler (Carl)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424492)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

We broke into a pool at a resort at 4 AM during the summer program and I announced that we were going skinny dipping and jumped in the pool naked then no one (0 for 15) followed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424517)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:02 AM
Author: Carl Spackler (Carl)

rate the resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424529)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

REALLY CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424536)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34424892)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

I went to a rave with a stripper named Destiny in 2012. In 2017 I began receiving, day by day, small piece by small piece, square clippings from a photograph of some sort, anonymously, at my desk.

Were these from facebook? Couldn't remember. Another associate? How? I was clueless.

After a few weeks of this I began to put the picture together: me shirtless at the rave, rolling balls, with Destiny. The next day or so I received another picture - this time in full form - of my secretary, waving to the camera, with Destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425523)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: InTheZone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425611)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:40 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512395)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: King of Chicago



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34425616)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Young Hustler. I signed up a decent-sized client for the firm as a second year associate by forging an engagement letter and navigating the internal firm approval processing under an impersonation. I collected all of the fees and handled the whole thing without telling a soul. Probably way over my head in hindsight. Then I decided to take the ca$h and moonlight it myself. That's how you get paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454268)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512399)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 11:59 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CirCiBereziak)

CircuitCitySpecial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34454700)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Two associates I've known both fit the same profile:

Tall athletes, despised biglaw environment, iconoclastic, fired at least once, partied hard on weekends, generally good natured at their cores, and maybe a bit immature

They both died in their late 20s due to complications from drug use, alcohol use and unknown physical conditions; one may have been a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455445)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Christmas! (and TWINS)

jesus christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455453)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CirCiBereziak)

Is it my tranny threading, love for Romanian women, fapping to meth addicts, and hooker vice that made you come to this conclusion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455490)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34455508)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: ....,;;;.;....;.........;..;.;;;;....


For real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512320)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.;.:.:.,:.::,.


whoa you still poast here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: colt tp (snow patrol)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512300)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:41 PM
Author: Alpha Dog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512401)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: colt tp

Was at bankers offices at 3 AM and a very old partner running the deal returns to the deal room to announce that he has just pissed a "large amount of blood." He was like 78, obese. Pulled an all nighter.. The next day he passed out while on a conference call standing outside his doctors office. But he came back to the office that night and closed the deal. He is still alive 5 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513153)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512358)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: colt tp (snow patrol)

0 year associate moonlighted as a private placement agent on the side while working his bigLAW job and placed a sketchy $25 million deal with a firm client without alerting anyone in the firm and was paid a massive finders fee . Never got caught either by the firm or the SEC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513052)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Alpha Dog

how massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513143)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: colt tp

$1 mil + carry on the deal for one shithead kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: ....,;;;.;....;.........;..;.;;;;....


did he retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513191)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: colt tp

No he's like flame lower market PE "investor" now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513204)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513687)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: @realmanowar (man o' war)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: colt tp

NYC partner left his child's birth certificate at Scores and only found it because a DIFFERENT partner went there the next day during lunch and heard his name over the strip Club PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513681)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: boner_police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34512428)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: colt tp

A 35 year old guy got in a fist fight with a summer associate and ended up with rug burns and bruises all over his face and both summer and attorney were afraid to go to work for a week, but for different reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513092)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: boner_police

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513163)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: RCP90

180 thread

non-nyc in T&E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513145)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: colt tp

I represented a guy - MY client - who was founder and former exec of a public pharma. But he had been deposed and the company was in bad shape. Client was a weird coonass who did everything assbackwards. Wore Velcro shoes, 35 y/o. We couldn't get a deal done with PE to save the company because the prerequisite to his 33% voting trust was that he had to PHYSICALLY HOLD ALL 20,000,000 of his shares ON HIS PERSON and WITHOUT LEGENDS at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513198)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Carl Spackler (Carl)

rate haynes & boone's summer class this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513676)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: colt tp

Andy Fastow came to our office once on a parolee public service speaking circuit and he held up all of his deal trophies and magazine covers from before his arrest and ranted for two hours about he was framed and everyone in the entire financial system is crooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34521775)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: zurich is stained (but it's not my fault)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513708)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: colt tp

At one point in a late night at the printer, every lawyer and every banker in a crowded room had a dip in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592469)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: CHRISTVS SANCTVS DEVS VVLT (Lamarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513722)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: colt tp

I partied w our nyc office once and an associate puked in the middle of a bar and immediately grabbed and chugged a beer to rally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592458)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513760)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: colt tp

There is a hierarchy of cowboy boots and the most senior guys wear ostrich or a crocodile - usually one they killed themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592461)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: taco belle & sebastian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592487)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Dull-witted, Arrogant Partyboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34513812)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: colt tp

A senior associate out at a bar on Thursday night was upset by a work email so he smashed his work phone against the wall of the bar with his bare hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592474)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: A Charlie Brown Christmas (@realcharliebrown)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34514285)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: colt tp

Someone thought there was a fire on our floor but no, it was shrew associate straightening her hair with tha heat way too high

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: taco belle & sebastian

sharklasers here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592472)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: colt tp

I thought I found a funny autocomplete joke about Texas A&M so I grabbed this female senior associate and showed her “Texas A&M abortion” as i chuckled autistically, not noticing her look of horror and disgust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592507)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: taco belle & sebastian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592534)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592589)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:.;;;;;;;;;;...;;;;;;;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592538)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: colt tp

We were doing drugs at a pool party on a Sunday and I was called in for an URGENT deal IMMEDIATELY so I came in and fucked up everything and had an HR incident “talk” a few weeks later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592573)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:.;;;;;;;;;;...;;;;;;;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592583)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: give us today our daily humiliation (uspo)

did u get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592596)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: colt tp

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592609)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: American Hairlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592558)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: colt tp

A senior partner I worked for triple books his calendar at all times and takes the meeting or event that offers the highest possible cash value delivery to him and the firm. It causes chaos. He treats everything as a cost benefit analysis which has resulted in him ditching, before my eyes, at least 10 rental cars where he thought it would be more efficient to ditch the rental and not be late for the meeting rather than take the time to park legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3761758&forum_id=2#34592606)